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Old 03-09-2011, 09:38 AM   #1
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Question Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM

Boys
to the drivebank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser, Insert card, Dial code and desired amount, Take the cash, the card and the slip.
DONE ...

Girls
Drive to the bank
Engine stalled
make-up in the mirrocheck
Apply perfume
Manually check haircut
Park the car - failure
Park the car - failure
Park the car - Success
for the card in the handbag search
Insert card, rejected by the machine
Throw phonecard back in handbag,
Look for bank card
Insert Card
Look for Tampon Box (where secret code written) in Handbag
Enter code
Study instructions for 2 minutes
#Cancel#
Re-enter code
#Cancel#
Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
Enter desired amount
#Error#
Enter bigger amount
#Error#
Enter maximum amount
Cross fingers
Take cash
Go back to the car
Check make up in rear mirror
Look for keys in handbag
Start car
Drive 50 meters
STOP
Drive back to bank machine
Go out of the car
Take card and ticket back from machine
Go back to the car
Throw card on passenger seat
Throw slip on the floor
Check make up in rear mirror
Manually check haircut
Go into roundabout - wrong way
BRAKE!!
Go into roundabout - right way
Drive 5 kilometers
Remove hand brake

and... and... and... ????
Huh
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Old 03-09-2011, 10:15 AM   #2
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Thanks for sharing your knowledge, Sir.
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Old 03-09-2011, 11:40 AM   #3
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so try withdraw cash from ATM before any girl
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:52 PM   #4
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very reality
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Old 11-10-2011, 04:00 PM   #5
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Sir this is not fare.You can't blame all girls like this.I haven't seen any girl doing like this.
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