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08-09-2011, 09:37 AM
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Husband Vs Wife
Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya , Husband:Rat ko phone pay, ”Khanay mein kya hai” Wife:Zeher. Husband:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana: |
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08-09-2011, 09:37 AM
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1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?
2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi 1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha? 2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi |
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08-09-2011, 09:38 AM
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Wife: yeh aap ki shirt pe lipstick ka nishan kahan se ayeaaa ? ?
husband: mai khud yeh soch raha hoon, maine to us waqt shirt utari hiu thi ? ? haripaaaaa.. |
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08-09-2011, 09:41 AM
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1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya.":-)
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08-09-2011, 10:01 AM
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Man 2 pretty girl in Bazar: I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while? Girl:Why?
Man:Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!;-) |
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09-09-2011, 02:14 PM
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Patient- Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tareeka Bataiye
Dr- Shaadi Kar Lo Patient- Kya Isse Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi Dr- Nahi, Aisi Baate Dimag Me Nahi Aayengi |
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09-09-2011, 02:15 PM
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Santa :- I need poison
Chemist :- I cant sell until u have prescription Santa showed his wedding card. Chemist :- bus kar pagle..rulayega kya, badi shishi du ya chhoti. ... |
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15-09-2011, 09:43 AM
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Tufani Barish
Tufani Barish, Aadhi Raat,
Aadmi PIZZA HUT pe Pizza lene aaya, Waiter: Sir, Aap Married ho ??? Aadmi: Oye Kutte, Aisi tufaani raat me kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi !!! |
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16-09-2011, 09:14 AM
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!”..:-P |
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16-09-2011, 05:21 PM
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Very Funny !!! So Sir ,kindly donate blood because I know chayya mam donn't irritate you!!!!!. |
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